Posted 32 minutes ago
I’m flippin burgers you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies.

I’m flippin burgers you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies.

(Source: sexuallyfrustrat3d)

Posted 5 hours ago

theanimalblog:

George, a 10-month-old alpaca, checks out the map of the London skyline in the new gardens at the Horniman Museum in south London.  Picture: Eddie Mulholland

Posted 6 hours ago
She always looks like she just woke up from being fucked. Like, that’s her look: fucked and roughed up a bit.
Cooper on Jwoww
Posted 14 hours ago
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(Source: kimlennox)

Posted 1 day ago
Fuck, I just picked a wedgie and I think my underwear ripped! We need to get out of here!
Vanessa
Posted 1 day ago
…And then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it’s still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.
Somebody wise (via whythewillownolongerweeps)
Posted 1 day ago

That awkward moment when…

…Your friend’s talking about how she’s not sure if she wants to adopt or have kids with her boyfriend when they’re older and you’re just sitting there, like, “Should I have a hot dog or pasta for dinner tonight?”

(Spoiler alert: I had both!)

Posted 1 day ago